Donkey dinosaur

A donkey that shits out a dinosaur

Tommy Hey Timmy have you seen the donkey Dinosaur

Timmy yea my dog ate him

Tommy holly shit

by Potato user October 14, 2021

Donkey Cunt

A female of severely low intelligence who is without class and is always begging for an ass-beating because she hates herself so much.

Stay far away from Donkey Cunt unless you want to see just how deeply a useless person could hate themselves and still be alive.

by DayofReckoning January 19, 2024

drop a donkey

when you really gotta go poo

"hey move, youre gonna make me drop a donkey"
"sorry man, the lines back there"

by dumpygumby April 27, 2022

Donkey Kong

The term Donkey Kong means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until they have a massive cumshot, which most of the time ends up killing the person.

Yo dude did you hear about that guy who got DONKEY KONGED by a horse on the news

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

Swamp Donkey

Another term for a home run in baseball.

Dude just hit another swamp donkey.

by Brothersred April 2, 2024

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.

yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.

Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023