by asdgg February 18, 2008
Bob: I could really use a hand.
Tod: That's what he said.
Julie: Betcha can't stick that whole lolly-pop in your mouth.
Emily: That's what he said.
Tod: That's what he said.
Julie: Betcha can't stick that whole lolly-pop in your mouth.
Emily: That's what he said.
by whatserface June 14, 2007
by j-rob mad fresh April 23, 2010
I'm telling you what I want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.
by Mangus January 30, 2004
A term commonly used when you are about to speak total bullshit for the next few moments. The statement after the phrase may be true, but the statement is irrelevant and doesn't apply to the situation
Saying this phrase to someone such as a teacher or significant other, will get you in trouble because by now they know this phrase. Saying it around your friends will cause them to laugh if you are seriously about to lie. They know it, I know it, your mom, dad, uncle, dog, and second cousin twice removed all know you're going to lie.
Saying this phrase to someone such as a teacher or significant other, will get you in trouble because by now they know this phrase. Saying it around your friends will cause them to laugh if you are seriously about to lie. They know it, I know it, your mom, dad, uncle, dog, and second cousin twice removed all know you're going to lie.
***You are in the principles officer after sleeping late and you recall yesterday you had a flat tire***
Principle: Little Jimmy, why were you late again this morning.
Little Jimmy: Well... uh.. you see what had happened was... was that I had a flat tire and I could not make it to school on time because I cannot drive with a flat tire.
Principle: Little Jimmy, why were you late again this morning.
Little Jimmy: Well... uh.. you see what had happened was... was that I had a flat tire and I could not make it to school on time because I cannot drive with a flat tire.
by Mahgnittoc June 02, 2010
by Ea Sports; now give me money May 14, 2021
An updated version of the previous "That's what she said" phrase relating to the many "incidents" between priests and "God's children."
Bob: I pulled on it as hard as I could and it just wouldn't come out!
Bill: "That's what the priest said."
Bill: "That's what the priest said."
by deeplydisturbedindividual June 01, 2010