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Golden Eagles

A pay to win currency in the MMO Warthunder that people spend their life savings on.
person 1: I just bought another 10,000 Golden Eagles
person 1's wife: I want a divorce
by Napalm_nugget May 1, 2023
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Golden Boydem

Captain of the chief of police, rat head looking goof
He claims he doesn’t like police but is with Golden Boydem promotions, it’s very confusing
by Golden Boydem Killa May 11, 2022
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Golden Gay/Lesbian

Harmful term for the lgbtq+ community that is used to signify that a person that identifies as gay or lesbian had never had sex with the other gender.

The term is considered harmful by members of the community for some of the following reasons (list not exclusive):
It shames people that were not identifying with that one term from the beginning on, making them feel less.
It pushes the stereotype of having to know you were gay or lesbian since forever, not allowing people to have space in order to experiment with their sexuality.
It creates this "elite" of people that were always aware they were gay/lesbian.
It takes away from experiences that closeted and scared lgbtq+ people had, trying to fit in by being with the opposite sex.
"Sarah has never been with a man, has she?"
"Yeah, she's a Golden Gay/Lesbian."
by Niel.for.me February 6, 2024
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Golden Donkey

The opposite of aa catfish. Better than their profile led to believe. Ass of gold.
The guy I matches with on Tinder was a total golden donkey.
by Stumpy & Friends March 4, 2023
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Golden Retriever

A guy who is loving, loyal, boyfriend material. Easygoing, non-complicated, and always emotionally available, his priority is to make the object of his affection happy. First noted mention was in Gilmore Girls Season 3, Episode 4 (One’s got class and the other one dyes) 2002, Jess ridiculing Luke for being always readily available to Lorelei despite any guarantee of reciprocal action on her part.
“He came over and fixed my deck on Saturday instead of going fishing with the boys.”

“I need a golden retriever like that!”
by Greengirl29 October 15, 2023
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Golden Sprinkler

When someone is urinating in your mouth and you laugh resulting with the urine expelling out of your nose in a sprinkler fashion.
Johnny was having a grand old time peeing in Mary’s mouth when he made her chuckle resulting in the act called a golden sprinkler.
by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022
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Golden Neti Pot

When someone urinates in one nostril and it pours out the other nostril.
Bob came home from work early one day only to find his wife acting as the last link in a golden neti pot chain.
by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022
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