David Lee Mason

This is mainly for my brother for when he says, "I didn't ask."
He asked last week, and I have proof....
It's on the internet now and you're looking at it.

Me: "David come look at this"
David: "Did I ask?"
Me: "yes"
David Lee Mason asked

by Hey It's that one guy October 2, 2022

The David Argument

"The David Argument" is a form of argument that is made when you have no actual comeback or good argument, often used by people that has poor debating skills and usually ends up in the losing side of a debate. This type of argument often starts off with "says the guy that..." and follows up with a personal attack against the other person (sometimes against the other persons family members or relatives) with no correlation to the subject being discussed whatsoever. This form of argument is said to be originated from a individual that was called "David" hence the name "The David Argument".

"Why are you using "The David Argument", cant you come up with better arguments?"

" Oh you're using "The David Argument" now, shows how poor your debating skills are"
"Only weird people with no intellect uses "The David Argument"

by Boonkgangzoink5000 February 15, 2018

David

A very cool man. Usually very Hot. He can be smart. He is a good friend, and could be yours for 5.99 a month. Because they are too cool.

You- Davids are very hot
Your Friend- I know if I were gay, I would date him.

by Bravoss November 28, 2021

The Sling of David

A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).

“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”

“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”

by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024

David

The gayest human being on the planet who brings up sus shit no matter what.

Guy: yo David hop on
David: hop on this dick cutie <3

by Areueatingtho? July 27, 2021

David

David is straight but he will accept you for who you are whether you're black white asian mexican straight gay lesbian transgender bisexual disabled suffering from mental illness etc he's the nicest

David is so nice because he helped that kid come out of the closet as gay to his parents

by Boogereater69 March 25, 2021

david disease

When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid

That kid has david disease.

by Meatrider69 June 14, 2023