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black kevin

In mushroom mythology, a black kevin is known as a six armed beast that ironically defines the most manly creature among men. It sits and waits, only to come out on every lunar eclipse. It feeds only in the nude, and upon cherrios. He needs not to move or do anything, because merely its presence makes others go insane. It makes no sound...
Late one night, after coming inside from viewing the lunar eclipse we spotted a wild black kevin by the dining table and all hell broke loose.
by drew death September 14, 2007
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black goo

substance first shown in the film Prometheus responsible for the mutation of lifeforms and the creation of the proto-xenomorh.
Dave thought it was funny to spike Tony's drink with the black goo. Tony's girlfriend later gave birth to a lovely healthy squid baby.
by Digitallware July 19, 2012
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black history

MrVacBob: so what happened last weekend with you and martin?
Remilia: that didn't happen. black history dude
MrVacBob: it'll be february soon
Remilia: nope not even in february.
by Shii March 16, 2008
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Black Owned

Term coined by Blacks to describe a White woman addicted to the sensation of breaking a taboo through interracial intercourse. Just as pedophilia is addictive, so is interracial intercourse. Hence the phrase, "Once you go black, you never go back."
Dat White girl love duh degradation of being black owned so bad we got her ass on lock down.
by Old English Gentleman October 4, 2010
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black cod

The actual meaning of this word is not known but it has some link to black men having sex in a tent
"Whats that smell?"
*sniffs up*
"Black Cod"
by Zaky December 12, 2006
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Black and Yellow

A reference to a residential or commercial property that is for sale through the national real estate group Century 21, known for their "black" sign with vivid "yellow" lettering. The term is derived from the popular artist Wiz Kahlifa.
Who is listing your house?" "You know what it is. Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow.
by AnotherSutherner May 23, 2011
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Black asshole

something you call some one that is being as annoying as the damn niggers, or any black ass
by blackpplsuck May 2, 2010
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