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Alabama Snow Shovel

Bust a load into your sister's mouth and then immediately slap her acrossed the face with a spatula, causing your sister to spit your cum all over your grandmother's face.
You and your sister aren't allowed at your grandmother's anymore, she wasn't very pleased with your Alabama Snow Shovel.
by Steampipe May 30, 2024
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Snow-globe

Somebody who does a lot of Coke to the point where their nose needs moisturizing from how raw it is
Person A: why’s Grant always blowing his nose ?
Person B: oh he’s a bit of a snow-globe
by $t0rm June 13, 2024
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Yakubian Snow Demon

Slang for a White person. A derivation of the word "Yakubian" which is used in some Islamic Black Nationalist groups to denote either a particularly bad white person, or the whole of the white race, the latter commonly identifying whiteness with an innate savagery and/or barbarity.

One account from the Black Nationalist group the "Nation of Islam," portrays Yakub as a scientist from 6600 years ago, living in a since lost highly technologically advanced civilization of Black people around the Hejaz area.
For some reason, varyingly bullying or a form of anti-blackness, Yakub decided to create the White race through selective breeding on an island called "Pelan" which is identified with Patmos in modern Greece, making every other race along the way until the White race was created and then killed Yakub, unleashing barbarity and savagery upon the world.

The phrase has since been co-opted by some Whites ironically, due to the origin story of the white race within these doctrines being seen as comical.
Guy 1: "Hey bro do you know where I can find a gas station?"
Guy 2: "..."
Guy 1: "... Uh, hello?"
Guy 2: "Fuck outta here you Yakubian Snow Demon."
Guy 1: "Ok calm down Elijah Muhammad."
by SablinDidNothingWrong June 18, 2024
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Australian Snow Plow

The act of a man sitting on top of a women's face getting his ass ate, "down unda", while simultaneously titty fucking her.
Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl and I tried! I gave her the Australian Snow Plow and she did not leave disappointed!

Make sure to shower before we get it on tonight, I want you to give me the ol' Australian Snow Plow baby!
by Stinky Bhole June 20, 2024
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John Snow

An old man’s white pubic hair that is overgrown with his penis barely poking out.
The dressing room door was open and I saw that man’s John Snow.
by ForrestBeau June 22, 2024
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Making it snow

Massaging your dandruff-infested scalp, which inadvertently makes dandruff flakes start falling out like snow.
Person 1: Ew, that guy is really making it snow.
Person 2: Bro's making it Christmas in July
by That_One_Fellow June 25, 2024
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Alaskan snow shovel

It is when you and 3 or more men grab a snow shovel and ejaculate on it to "fill it up" then thrown it on one of the boys partners
He Frank me and the boys are going to do an Alaskan snow shovel on my gf are you in!
by Snowmanman June 27, 2024
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