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Sanford School

Sanford School, located in Hockessin Delaware, is among one of the small private schools within the Delaware Independent School Conference. While they suffer from their lack of football and terrible spring sports teams, they reign supreme in both boys and girls basketball in the winter; both teams being Delaware state champions in the 2009-2010 season. Fine females and superb academics are some of the positive aspects of the school. Most of the kids enjoy getting shmammered on the weekends and attending other private school festivities. You can catch a lot of them at social events like Point to Point or Professional sporting events. Maybe places like The King of Prussia Mall or fine restaurants like Hibachi for a night out with "the girlies."
However, the school itself is a rumor-infested pit of lies and two-facedness because of the small student population. A single rumor will be known to the entire upper and middle school within the hour.
It is a very calm and tolerable school once one has come to cope with the gayness. Minus the freaks and the weirdos, the kids are normal and respectful and always down for a good time when it comes to it.
-Hey! You go to sanford school?
-Yea yup.
-Woah! Don't you guys fuck shit up in basketball all day every day?
-Yea yup.

-Wurd.
by The Foxxx May 21, 2010
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High school

A delapedadted building filled with a bunch of pissed of teanagers that express there anger on anything and anyone. Also with teachers complaining about how little the state pays them while they drive home in a bmw. There are the assholes, freinds, mutants in hallway c and the ocasional retard. The people running the schools havent been in a school enviorment in thirty or so years wich explains why the cirriculum has stayed the same scince fith grade. finaly were still treated like children even thoe they say were adults. BAsicly high school is a large shit hitting the fan
high school banners should read: Welcome to hell
by Nials crane October 17, 2008
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good schools

code word for "schools without poor visible minorities" mostly found in lily-white suburban and exurban areas.

Used mostly as a code word along middle and upper-middle class white people who believe culturally insulating their children will lead to them growing up to be successful consumabots.
Steve and Chloe moved out of the city and bought a 5,000 sq. ft McMansion in East West Bumfucksville to send their daughters Madison and Taylor to the good schools found there.
by smd80 October 15, 2008
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public school

More proof that whenever the federal government gets involved in places where they're not allowed to, something goes horribly wrong.
John Stossel's story on public schools being a piece of shit (Stupid in America, go watch it on YouTube) is 100% true.
by david smith, jr. February 12, 2008
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The Bishop's School

An interesting alternate universe filled with future investment bankers, swiss watches, german automobiles, lots and lots of weed, and the La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club. Fun. Basically, a mixture of the best qualities of Monaco and Amsterdam.
Bishop's? Isn't that like a school for ultrarich potheads or something?
by yes February 2, 2005
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school nurse

Offer ice for every last thing. Unkept office with students lined up out the door trying to get home. There are probably no more than two school nurses per school. Thinks that you parents or guardians need to know every last bit of information, and asks them if they can come pick you up. These nurses probably don't even have a medical dagree. Most of these school nurses are fat. Eventhough you feel horible, they probably won't beleive you, so they send you back to class after 3 mins. Nurses have memory erasers, because they ask for you name evey time you go to see them. Their office always smells like they are cooking something. Probably every office has an empty garbage bin for needles. Probably every office has a microwave.
(NOTE I am just using random names!)
(Bob) Mrs, I feel like I will be throwing up badly
*Throws up intestines*
(School Nurse) Do you want me to call your mom?

(Steve) Mrs I think I am pa-
*Drops to floor*
(Nurse) You look fine to me, go back to class!
by Aidan Yurich March 30, 2009
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school of rock

Brilliant movie featuring Jack Black of Tenacious D, who, as Dewey Finn, gets thrown out of his own band. Searching for an answer to help him pay his rent, he impersonates Mr. S, his flatmate, and becomes a Temp. teacher.
Whilst teaching the hilariously characterised children, he learns that winning isn't everything. A must see for any rock music fan, or for anybody wanting a few laughs.
Also has an amazing soundtrack.
1. "I saw School of Rock the other day."
2. "I wish I could go to the School of Rock!"
3. "The School of Rock rocks!"
by IceIceIceHockey March 23, 2004
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