Saladisorder

A range of disorders D*Zigned to Grab Attention, rationally or irrationally, which arguably everyone has?

"What ingredients has your saladisorder got in it. We could get to know each other more deeply and effortlessly, healing together."

Saladisorder by PartisanZ September 9, 2023

Salah 

Salah: All talk, Fat, Inlove w his girl

Salah: Yo ima do ___ to you
His girl(cus he’s not aloud to breathe next to other women): Ur all talk
Salah: Ur right. i wont do it im too fat. i love you.

Salah by homiedepot September 21, 2023

salahaddin 

Poopoo peepee

That salahaddin has a nosebleed

salahaddin by Pppppppppppaaanddddaaaa October 14, 2023

Salaeyah 

Somebody who is skinny asf and likes to snitch on everybody

"salaeyah is such a hoe"
"Wait make sure she doesn't hear! She's going to snitch

Salaeyah by Salaeyah December 15, 2023

saladify 

The action of turning something into a salad

I saladify a jar of pickles

saladify by A cactus January 14, 2024

sagsa 

Sagsa is a New Scots term for "cute and handsome boy, whose cheeks might be squishy".

You're a wee sagsa!

sagsa by Alizander January 22, 2024

Salad Forking 

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.

Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?

Salad Forking by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024