retard

yacob ik you'l see so you gay bastard stop watching hentai in class

yacob: my lunch looks so good
me: don't you mean your bag of cheetos you retard?

by XxgamerkidthebossxX May 20, 2021

Retard

A mentally unstable person

OR

to tard again

Person 1: I retarded the TV so it works now.

Person 2: Wtf... are you retarded?

by obamaworshipper18 December 17, 2019

Retarded head

Crazy good head
Extraordinary; fantastic; amazing
Gluck Gluck 9000 equivalent

Ralph: hey jason, how was ur night?
Jason: it was quite good. Received retarded head!!!!!!!

by anonymous April 18, 2021

Retard

Pierce

Him: did you see pierce

Her: yes he is a retard

by Yo my name is you March 19, 2019

Retarded

An adjective describing how somebody is less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age, or meaning foolish and stupid

Urban dictionary is retarded.

by aksjdnrqwjfc May 16, 2018

Retard

Someone being extra dumb

Me: I’ll go in twitter
Me: watches dumb video
Person 1 replies: retard moment
Retarded person 2: dOnT sAy R WoRd

by Bruh momento69420 September 14, 2020

Politically induced retardation

A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).

“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”

by Chucklefucker February 13, 2024