A multi-purpose word that can describe a (1) someones behaviour or (2) a person.
(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.
(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.
Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.
(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.
Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
“I had a potato moment, I selected the wrong order!”
“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”
“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”
“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
by GeeOhGeeGeeOh October 12, 2023
by Pandashapedlikepotato December 17, 2019
1. A phone, computer, or other electronic device which has such a level of inferiority so as to inflict rage upon the user and/or content viewer
2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect
2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect
1. This computer is such a potato! It won't even load Word right!
2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.
2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.
by Anti-Antidote October 21, 2016
by pears and peaches August 16, 2015
Typically a conservative suburban/ rural white person that has lived in the same area their whole life. They usually detest urban or foreign cultural influences & people, and is content to remain uncultured and believes their surrounding area is "the REAL America". A derogatory way to say someone is closed minded and uncultured, especially to white rural/ suburban conservatives who vote against their own economic and social interests.
My Aunt Beatrice is a damn Potato, I hate seeing her at holidays, she keeps ranting about #BLM and I don't think she knows any black people in her BFE town.
by Nivekian13 December 09, 2016
Potatoe is an alternate spelling for potato. The "potato" spelling is more popular, but even national newspapers like the New York Times occasionally used the "potatoe" spelling, which was considered an acceptable spelling at least until 15 June 1992, when Republican vice presidential nominee Dan Quayle read the "-oe" spelling off the "official spelling bee spelling" flash card handed to him by an English teacher for correcting a spelling bee, and the media tore him apart for it.
by embram May 08, 2015