He plays like he doesn't have thumbs

Someone really bad at a game.

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs fr fr

by JefferyLamarWilliams June 12, 2020

Playing The Game of The Fag With My Sister

It is when a female is married to a bisexual or down low man. He cheats on his wife with other men. Her brother finds out about it. He proceeds to rent a grey hound bus. He drives around to all his uncles and cousins and stops at all the bars picking up guys that want to beet up a fag. They pile in the bus and drive to the sisters house. When they get there they all congregate to the back yard for a domestic disturbance. She brings her husband to the back yard while her brother leads the way and they all line up to beat him up.

My brother in law was playing the game of the fag with my sister so we showed up in a grey hound bus and beet him up.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

play dommes

Play dommes are female sex workers who claim to participate in female domination or femdom, but they do little that is actually from the various BDSM practices.

"For the past few years, Twitter and Reddit have been invaded by play dommes who pretend to be dominant mistresses but who actually dress, speak, and perform for low-paying chauvinistic customers."

by rocklegendlives November 19, 2022

monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

playing for keeps

playing the game to be kept losing is NOT an option
anything that has to be done to win, will be done

betta watch out, because im always playing for keeps.

by cevans fan January 28, 2023

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

Thomas triple play

When your drunk and have a threesome with two random girls.

After a few to many drinks at the frat party my friend Thomas had a Thomas triple play.

by Dan'l Webster December 29, 2015