Kibbles n' Shits

When your dog, cat, friend, or other has a bad reaction to kibbles n' bits dog food.

"Damn dude, my grandma has the kibbles n' shits. Probably shouldn't have put that in her pill planner."

by Moist genitals May 21, 2019

Breeze N' Leave

The act of farting in a crowd of people and leaving immediately afterward

John: "What the hell is that smell?"

Tim: "It was Mike, he pulled an old Breeze N' Leave on us"

by mnm7431 June 19, 2011

Gape N' Vape

Take a big hit on your vape mod, then open up her tight puss and blow that vape right into her vag.

Jenny: "He was fucking me, then he just out of nowhere Gape N' Vaped me"

by the salt lake slayer June 28, 2017

Stare n Jerk

When someone gives you a hard handjob while looking at you dead in the eye or stareing at you the whole time during the handjob.

Dude she stare n jerked me all night.
That Sucks.

by Wak sh0tz March 3, 2011

Toke n’ Poke

Smoking marijuana and having sex.

Come over babe and we will toke n’ poke.

Now that I have a card, toke n’ poke is a daily.

My coach invited me to his trailer for a quick toke n’ poke.

My uncle Marty let’s me come over and get high. Let’s go braaaaahhhh. There’s just a little catch, you’ll have to toke’ n poke. It’s all good. I’m down. You’ll gape brooohhh. You’ll gape.

by Dick Onchin January 28, 2022

slap 'n' slayer

a slap n slayer is someone who knows whats what and knows how to slap and slay.

"Shes a really good slap 'n' slayer"

by FetusmcReetus May 29, 2019

dodge n podge

an object of inferior quality or make, unreliable for it's intended use.

don't take my car, it's dodge n podge.

by bondy April 9, 2005