Naked Muffin

Small muffins that have human body parts that may kill yousome people may see when using LSD, and are usually accompanied by Spaghetti Noodles.

Oh shit im freaking out man im seein some fuckin naked muffins

by Nathan LaMarr November 26, 2007

Cold Muffin

An innuendo that will stump the boys.

"I was going at it cold muffin on the weekend."

by MalMot March 27, 2024

muffin

a food

i will eat this muffin.

by anonymous October 16, 2020

Road Muffin

The female equivalent of road head.

Man, I'm glad she wore a skirt so I could give her a little road muffin on that long drive.

by branda8888 January 4, 2010

Muffin

I had one today

Good food is muffin

by SpeedProgrammrs12 October 27, 2022

bustin a muffin

When a person eats too much food and has a bloated stomach. Refers to a muffin top.

Kim: Khloe, you ate so much yesterday night

Khloe: Yea girl, i'm bustin a muffin

by Jermaine Dupree February 10, 2013

Arse muffin

Anal secretion of undetermined origin.

Kanye West is an arse muffin!

by BatDad~71 May 18, 2021