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Sudden Chat Death Syndrome

A long awkward pause in online chat rooms after someone has done or said something that leaves everyone at a lose for words. It can be also caused by a lack of things to talk about.It can be cured by someone coming in and saying Hi.
Chatter1:My father touched in bad ways when I was little.

20 minute pause

Chatter6:Hi!!

Chatter3:Oh thank god I thought it would go on forever.

Chatter6:What?

Chatter3:Sudden Chat Death Syndrome

Chatter6:Oh
by T-ReeyZ July 15, 2010
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Kansas City Kiss of Death

When you take a deep draw from a Lucky Strike or other unfiltered cigarette while eating a girl out and forcefully exhale the smoke into her vagina, then inhale the resulting smoky queef, and blow it into her mouth whilst French kissing.
"I gave my grandma the Kansas City Kiss of Death last night."
by General Asshat July 13, 2017
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Our Flag Means Death

A.K.A The gay pirate show. Fun to watch and cringy in all the best ways. Lots of quotable lines.
Taika Waititi is Blackbeard for some reason, and apparently, he did little to no research on the real character for the role and simply did whatever the fuck he wanted in the show. Somehow it worked. If you like this show, you're most likely fruity.
P1: Yo check out my new suit
P2: You wear fine things well
P1: Oh my god stop quoting Our Flag Means Death
by poshparrot September 30, 2022
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public transit death spiral

The process by which a chronically deprioritized, underfunded and racialized municipal public transit system originally conceived as a public good for efficient daily mobility needs is further morphed by the political establishment and the capitalist system into an afterthought with an unsustainably funding model, leading to a feedback loop of reduced service, reduced ridership and reduced investment to the detriment of all people.
"Do you remember back in 2020 when the United States Congress failed to appropriate necessary funds during the COVID-19 pandemic and thus enabled a nationwide public transit death spiral from which we're still recovering in 2040?"
"Yeah, that sure was disappointing and avoidable!"
by Sarcastic&Concerned December 8, 2020
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Death Jab

The ignorant name given to the life saving COVID-19 vaccine that has been proven to be safe, effective, and beneficial for the global population.
Did you hear that toothless meth addict refuse to take the "death jab"?

That guy barely passed high-school biology and he's now referring to the COVID-19 vaccine as the "death jab".
by Enlightened Juan August 18, 2022
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Selfie Induced Sudden Death

A so far poorly understood, fortunately infrequent phenomenon describing the often shocking loss of life that can occur during an innocent selfie moment.
As she stood alongside Bixby Bridge capturing what was intended to be the perfect Big Sur selfie, the happy but clueless tourist tumbled down onto the rocks below, succumbing to what is now known to be Selfie Induced Sudden Death.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019
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death metal jobby

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician
Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!
by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003
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