Cream Ring

A ring you get around your mouth after kissing a girl who just sucked another man off.

I can tell you kissed my girl right after she sucked me off cause I can see my cream ring around ya lips! Hows that salty dog taste?!

by Dixxie Hippie February 27, 2020

Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. Typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Today I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out that I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

Cream of Mushroom

The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.

Example 1

Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.

Example 2

Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.

The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.

by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023

Ice cream

It's a kind of dessert:)it's cold and delicious there are lots of flavors like chocolate,strawberry,green tea,mango,cookie and cream,rose,lemon and vanilla!:Dit's one of my favorite desserts.so go and try one now!have a good day bai

I ate ice cream last night

by Fuck you bitch lets have sex February 4, 2017

ice cream kitty

A soul devouring Cat that is made of ice cream and balances out the flow of souls between the living and the dead the Ice Cream Kitty has intelligence lower than most and is immature and for some reason always happy

seriously your just like an ice cream kitty

by Senbonzakura kageyoshi June 23, 2016

Cream job

Receiving a handjob outside of your pants while you eat ice cream.

Today i got a "cream job" from the mail man.

by dahcmo September 4, 2016

Coffee with Cream

Coffee with cream is whenever you give anal to a girl with diarrhea and cum in her. After you cum, she shits all over the bed and you lick her asshole.

"So, what did you do last night?"
"Oh, I had some Coffee with Cream"

by GraysonA December 10, 2019