college park orlando

A white trash neighborhood with one side having shitty houses where robberies and break ins take place then the other side with big beautiful mansions with nice cars.

"Oh you live in college park orlando okay........ that explaines it"

by Phantomjizz July 12, 2017

collateral friend

Someone all your friends like so you act like you like them too even though you'd never hang out with just them. A friend of a friend who you feel obliged to invite to group gatherings so as not to offend your actual friends. Includes friend's significant others.

Yeah honey, I've invited Jerry, Dave and George, guess we better invite our collateral friend too. What's Steve's number again?

by Aylusia October 23, 2017

college climber

That one girl in school who is in every single activity or club only so they can put it down in their college applications.

“Jessie is such a college climber, she joined my club and only came once.”

by ohgodno December 8, 2017

college schedule

Word schedule where you actually work zero hours for your boss because you tell him you have fake college classes to attend.

I’m not working this week because I’m on a college schedule at work.

by Fakes in GA December 17, 2017

College ruled

A small paper for rolling substances (commonly marijuana) but can mean any type of paper.

This term is the opposite of wide ruled

You got those college ruled?

by BFxx January 20, 2018

College hit

When you exhale completely, emptying your lungs before taking a large bong rip and holding the hit for at least ten seconds.

Whoa, Robby just took a college hit! He's gonna be super stoned!

by Thekingofqueefs January 24, 2018

College plague

A place in which there is a group of sororities or frat houses around the neighborhood.

"Uh, look at CU and all the college plague."

" I don't feel like going to a college plague."

by Hatandle June 2, 2018