Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

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Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil can become Vergil.

by The motivated son of sparda October 22, 2025

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Can I have a box of smarties?

What Canadians say to tease Americans

Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by it's about drive it's about... November 12, 2021

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Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?

Maybe you guys can assign me a Cajun French name and then I can try to learn the French language and have children with a Cajun girl?

Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?

by Death Menace September 24, 2022

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can fan

An individual who only dates someone because they write graffiti. Often times this type of person will hop writer to writer with no intention of pursuing a complex relationship, but just hanging out with them to seem more cool or hesh.

They may catch cutty presto tags, but lack a genuine love for graffiti.

Similar to the skateboarding term "ramp tramp," but in terms of graffiti.

"Nah shorty didn't like me for the real me, she was just a can fan."

by notacanfan123 August 8, 2025

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