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Chocolate Bandage Of Doom

Where you're visiting a friends or partner's house the first few times and you need to poop. So you wrap your hand in toilet paper and poop in your hand then when you're done quietly put it in the toilet making as less noise as possible!
"Yeah Susan, I was at John's house for the first time and I needed to do the Chocolate Bandage of Doom!"

Or

"I didn't do the Chocolate Bandage Of Doom properly a nugget fell off my hand and onto the floor...!"
by Queen Noodle October 3, 2017
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Chocolate Covered Strawberries

The act of dipping one’s testicles into shit and having another suck them clean.
That girl allowed me to do Chocolate Covered Strawberries with her, can still see the shit in her teeth.
by Chad Waxley March 30, 2021
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Chocolate Fruit Snacks

Shit comes in all shapes and sizes, and when one takes a shit and the shit comes out in little pieces, those are called Chocolate Fruit Snacks.
"Holy Fuck, I was constipated and all that came out was some Chocolate Fruit Snacks."
by Oisz September 16, 2017
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Chocolate Yo-Yo

The act of letting spit drip from your mouth onto a persons chocolate starfish, and then sucking the spit back up into your mouth.
I love the way the Chocolate Yo-Yo tastes when my girl is dirty.
by Carrdashians September 26, 2017
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Chocolate ass licker

A person who enjoys scraping the rim someone else's booty with their tongue. Ideally to be done after this person has taken a huge shit, to give more chocolate goodness.
"I see that dirty chocolate mess in your teeth. Damn girl your one hell of a chocolate ass licker"
by MdotSdot February 4, 2009
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Chocolate Ice Cream

this would be black guy cum
by sue823 May 26, 2010
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white chocolate

"Gangsta name" of the master basket weaver John Lindsey.

White Chocolate (WC!) can usually be found dueling unruly banditos.
My homie White Chocolate made me this here basket!
by Axemaster The Fierce February 10, 2005
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