Tom Armstrong

A child molester

Tom Armstrong rapes kids

by leyton December 1, 2021

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Tom Holland

Tom holland is the best Spider-Man and is the cutest kid alive. I mean he gots the goods. Not to mention the babe’s got a brutish accent... he’s so cute

Dang... did you see Tom holland? He was lookin like a snacc

by Uncle Jessie is always watchin June 1, 2019

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Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.

Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.

by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019

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Handsome Ginger Tom

FIRESTAR U DUMMY

Who is a handsome ginger Tom
FIRESTAR!

by Warrior cat January 21, 2023

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Tom

A man with few to no friends. A wealthy individual although is extremely cheap at times. Sometimes known to be a “Karen.” Constantly overwhelmed although he doesn’t work much. Always the beta in romantic relationships which never seem to last long. Also tends to lose their hair in their mid to late twenties.

Don’t be a Tom.

by DontBeA TOM November 22, 2021

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