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Top hat, to stick ones dick into

A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old
That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
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That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top

1. The phrase that should replace "that's so gay" to avoid upsetting Hillary Duff

2. Suggests that all fashion-challenged people are homosexuals
Girl 1:"Do you like this top?"
Girl 2:"That's so gay"
*Hillary Duff walks in*
Duffy:"LIKE OMG! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY NOT SAY THAT!" "How would you like it if I said that's so girl wearing a skirt as a top?!"
Girl 2:"But why? We're lesbians..."
Girl 1:*cries*

Sponsored by the "Think Before You Make Gay Commercials Foundation"

Because being a fashion victim should not be synonymous with being gay.
by Liberator13th January 22, 2009
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Break a few backs to get to the top

When you want to get somewhere in life or accomplish a life-long goal, sometimes, you need to do some bad or use people to get your way.
If you really want this badly, you gotta break a few backs to get to the top.
by Brainztorms January 24, 2017
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three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.
Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.
by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011
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Top 5 Worst Rapper List

1.Vanilla Ice
2.Soulja Boy Tellem and S.O.D.M.G.
3.OJ Da Juiceman
4.Gucci Mane
5.Waka Flocka Flame
Ice Ice Baby, pretty boy Swag, Ay Ay Ay Ay, Gucci Bur Bur, Waka Waka Flocka Flocka Flame Flame Pow Pow Yeah Yeah Oh Lets Do It, Top 5 Worst Rapper List
by ludyboi August 6, 2010
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Top w/Power Bottom Energy

Like Big Dick Energy isn’t exclusive to people with a phallus, “power bottom energy” can be exuded by a non-power bottom.

A Top w/Power Bottom Energy is a man who has sex with men and exhibits the confidence, promiscuous tendencies, and flamboyance of a power bottom — however, he is strictly a top.

TPBE is a recently-coined term to help define a previously neglected category of the LGBTQ+ community.
Look at Jason in his eye shadow picking up those two twinks at the bar. He’s such a top w/power bottom energy!
by Wolf 94 November 19, 2018
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arse like the top of a sauce bottle

Similar to the following:
* Arse like a blood orange
* Arse like a fresh bullet wound
* Arse like the Japanese flag

can be used to describe untold pain - often a burning sensation - when taking a dump. Spicy foods such as curry can impart such feelings and so too a bad stomach where it feels like you have taken to pissing out of your arsehole ( and the repeated wiping only serves to make it worse)

It is a reference to the visual appearance of the top of a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup. More specifically a large glass and well-used bottle as found in truckers cafes where the lid is often left off and the red ketchup congeals in to something somewhat unsightly.
i.e - "Jeez, I shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night. I've got an arse like the top of a sauce bottle
by Bun001 August 1, 2012
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