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Jake Harvey

Jake Harvey is an EXTREMELY hot guy but will fuck you over in an instant!! Jake does not know how to be honest to save his life. Jakes will make you fall in love and do anything to get what he wants. You have to be very careful around a Jake they are very very dangerous.... Don’t LET THE LOOKS FOOL YOU!!
Girl: “oh my god it’s jake Harvey he is so hot but how does his girlfriend not care he’s fucking with every other girl”

Boy: “bro jake just robbed me of 200$”

Jakes Gf: “yeah jake fucks other girls but he’s so hot and I can’t give that up.”

Jake: “no don’t worry I don’t have a girlfriend just get high then you will wanna fuck Me”
by LISSSS December 23, 2019
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Jake Jones

Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.
OMG look at Jake Jones he is so sexy
by J3TS2955 April 20, 2021
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Jake

aka Sim Jaeyun/ Shim Jaeyoon. He is a member of the South Korean boy group called ENHYPEN. Know as the ICON OF GROWTH. so fkng talented and handsome. And his Aussie accent makes people go crazy over him. his world is Leila. He’s smart especially in mathematics. He has an older brother and comes from a wealthy family. He used to play soccer. Nationality is Australian-Korean. His best friend is Sunghoon, and fans called them as JAKEHOON. He is a good story-teller. everyone adores their friendship. ENGENES loves him so much. He is the best boy! He deserves the whole world.
A happy little aussie boy, Jake.
by ENGENE.div October 10, 2020
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Jake

an annoying little shit who doesn't do anything to brighten your day, looks like crash and eddie from ice age and can't hold a conversation with a girl. Stigs for attention but can't hold a blunt to save his life.
Person 1 - "I had to sit next to Jake in history"

Person 2 - "Feels bad"
by Nuggiet June 29, 2020
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Jake Mott

Jake is the hottest boy you will ever meet.

I <3 u Jake
by australia3 October 26, 2022
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Jake

A massive cunt that should have been swallowed. If not swallowed, this "jake" will grow into a large pointless waste of skin, consuming the life of women by deteriorating their self-esteem through unappreciation, name calling, and the typical annoyance. Commonly compared to a vampire or parasite.. example:"My boyfriend Jake is a life-sucking vampire." Example: "Jake is such a f***ing parasite."
...."Jake is such a parasite!"
by Adubbxx February 14, 2018
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Jakeing

Verb.
To joke. Originated from the common online phrase "JK" meaning "just kidding".

To JK, or to Jake.
Son: INCEST IS BEST!
Father: We need to talk.
Son: Don't worry Dad, I'm just jakeing here!
by LouTheLandLord May 30, 2009
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