Shampoo Donkey

A large elephent, typically with a #76b129 tip. Can be found "Jacking Off" during a school shooting.

Oh my gosh! Theres a Shampoo Donkey!

by COCK MUNCHER 374 December 13, 2022

Donkey Ears

Something you call someone when they eaves drop into a private conversation

"Oi can't you see I'm talking here stop with the donkey ears"

by Daydreamgirl121 June 20, 2016

Donkey

An animal which can fly.

Donkeys can fly

by The king of the road November 25, 2023

Donkey burger

(Verb.) During sex you take a shit in your partners mouth and then insert two pieces of white bread.

She was upset that she was donkey burgered after she had brushed her teeth.

by Popejohnpaul May 23, 2019

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.

yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

Swamp Donkey

Another term for a home run in baseball.

Dude just hit another swamp donkey.

by Brothersred April 2, 2024

You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.

Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023