Douche Canoe

A very stupid, annoying and mean person. Usually anonymous hate people on Tumblr, and have no life. They are silly and not needed in this world.

"Did you say you were getting anon hate on tumblr?" "Yeah, they're douche canoes."

by AceCakeEater. April 27, 2012

douche hydrant

Term that describes one that is a douche, douche bag, douche nozzle, jackass, fucker, asshole, etc.

Person 1: That guy was such a douche
Person 2: Yeah, a big one too, pretty much a douche hydrant all around.

by Junta December 17, 2006

Douche Dick

The male equivalent to "basic bitch."

Bobby: "What's up with that new guy?"

Dillon: "Oh, that guy? He's a douche dick."

by sportsfan931 January 29, 2015

Douche Squad

Another term for a group of douche bags.

"Here comes the douche squad from Arizona."

by Dudes Night September 05, 2006

Douche Mutant

A less serious situation insult. Derived from the more common
and overused "douchebag". Used to insult one of your closer peers, or perhaps your girlfriend, in a joking matter.

Kudos to mike for thinking of it.

Mike: "Hey, Anel, did you tell my mom she looks like Jabba the Hutt?
Anel: "Hah, yea. Even you said she does."
Mike: "Ahh, you douche mutant. Whatever."

by anelhxcmsi August 16, 2008

douche juice

the liquid in the bag after the douche is done

that dude is real douche juice.

by Big Brian da pimp February 18, 2010

Douche Kebob

An unbelievable IDIOT. I find I use it most in reference to MY BOSS.

He is an unbelievable DOUCHE KEBOB for saying that to me

by Sy Bone ya February 21, 2011