Think with your balls

"Think with your balls" means think smart or outside the box. To think with your balls is usually a very quick and instinctive way of making decisions. It derives from the show "How Not To Live Your Life" A decision made by the balls is often a very good short term solution to a problem but will cause trouble in the future.

"What shall we do with all the orphans?"
"Sell them on, make a tidy profit."
"Thats amazing, how did you think of that! Now were making loads of money."
"Well, you have to think with your balls."

by ninjamonkeydrummer October 16, 2011

cut of your jib

An old sailor's term for one's intangible qualities. Often judged on first impression.

I've taken a fancy to the cut of your jib and I'd like you to accompany me on the voyage.

by Adam Grether February 29, 2008

Thanks for your input!

A corporate phrase that could either mean "thanks for your input", or, more cheerfully, "fuck you!"

Employee 1: "That proposal of yours will cost way too much money and isn't technically feasible."

Employee 2: "Thanks for your input!"

by sr76 February 17, 2010

your mom is gay

An insult to end all insults

Person you hate:Screw you faggot
You: your mom is gay
Person you hate: dies

by Borderhoper69 May 5, 2018

UD Your Name

The act of submitting a definition of your own name to Urban Dictionary in the hope that it will be published by the editors so that you can show your friends how intelligent you are, that you managed to rub two brain cells together hard enough to think up a sentence that you believe adequately describes your own self righteous opinion of your personality, and submit it to Urban Dictionary.

Will generally define themselves as being (but not limited to) sexy, talented, romantic, cute, clever, caring, awesome, unique, funny, wonderful and loving.

A . "Hey, I think I'll publish my own name onto Urban Dictionary so the whole world can see how cool I think I am"

B. "Dude, really? You think submitting your own name to Urban Dictionary is cool?"

A. "Yeah...I mean, that's what my life has come to, I have to try and convince myself I'm a cool person by doing this"

B. "...you don't have friends do you?"

A. "No."

B. "Ok that's the only qualification you have to have to UD your name.

by MelodyManWhat? October 23, 2011

your my world

someone who is everything to you, someone who means a lot to you and you love no matter what. someone you hope to never loose cause you would be nothing without them.

sophia, you are everything to me and i would be nothing without you, your my world.

by princessmady February 5, 2017

Mace in your Face

Stage name of Mace H. Greenfield originally created by Fred Greenspan then President of Tortami Metro Promotions in or about 1984. A character that speaks what others think but fail to orate, about societal icons, current events and more. First & briefly on air with WNUU in early mid '80's. From 1989 to 1991, he was part of the morning show, "Terry T. with Mace in your Face" on WJTZ, 640 AM heard through parts of TN, VA, NC, WV, & KY, he then hosted talk radio on and off on Long Island NY while making guest appearances elsewhere from 1992 through 2003. Today, he works as a lawyer out of Jericho, NY.

When Mace in your Face was on air, politicians knew to be on their toes, and cops knew not to be dirty. But they continued anyway, being more careful and watching over their shoulders. Now he is a lawyer, helping people.

by Mace in your Face February 3, 2010