italian neck slap

Getting Slapped in the neck using the famous Italian hand gesture.

Why is it Caused?
When a person makes direct eye contact with the persons Italian hand gesture the Italian hand can slap the neck of the person who made eye contact.

Tip: Never do in the front of the neck only the back of the neck.
Sally Italian neck slapped Kenny as a punishment for making eye contact with her Italian gesture.
by Italian Slappist March 05, 2018
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slap a junkie now

A saying, originating from Good Shepherd Lutheran College, used to remember the 4 months that have 30 days.

S - September
A - April
J - June (June rather than July because JUNkie starts with JUN like June.
N - November
Boy - "Are you prepared for the test?"
Homosexual Girl - "Yes, slap a junkie now."
by Good Shep Rep Bruh March 31, 2014
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California clam slap

Credit goes to the California Clam Slap Connoisseur himself: Mr. B. Fluke of Escondido, California.

When your bumping uglies with a broad doggie style right before filling her pie with your cream you quickly take out your mushroom tipped yogurt slinger and cum in your hand discreetly, but they key here is not letting her know you Busted your load in you're hand, you just play it off and keep going and then a few seconds later you slap her in that makeup caked face with the hand full of semen (she's probably going to start fucking losing it so make sure you're holding on tight) then keep on smashing that ass cause it will then turn into a rodeo until she bucks so hard you fall off. Then run cause she'll be ready to chop off your beloved tallywacker.
I was so hammered last night I pulled a California Clam Slap on that wicked ugly prostitue from behind the sevy.
by IllBeeSweeterThanHoney July 21, 2016
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the bitch slap of justice

A bitch slap used by police officers on criminals, that makes them re-evaluate their life and hopefully make better decisions.
Criminal: OFFISA Y RU ARRESTIN ME I DINDUNUFFINS! *proceeds to spit in officer's face*

Police officer: *proceeds to do the bitch slap of justice*
Criminal: Oh my god, What have I been doing with my life!, I am so sorry!
by xx_Pussy_slayer_xx April 05, 2018
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Mayo Slap Day

Mayo Slap Day is an annual event that occurs on January 9th in which you slap your friends with either a packet or a handful of mayonnaise.
Please note that cum is NOT a replaceable substance for mayonnaise during Mayo Slap Day.
by 1 Deleted Account January 06, 2023
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Mississipi slinky slap

The mississipi slinky slap is when you pull your moist dick out of another man and and he procedes to grasp it until it turns blue, then he will give it a nice slap with a 2 by 4. This will knock your balls into your own asshole. Illegal in all countries.
When tim pulled the mississipi slinky slap on me, i couldnt get my balls out of my ass for a week.
by Slapyoballswitha2by4 November 15, 2017
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ka-slap-clap

noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat
ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.
by bogart March 07, 2005
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