Jake-ing it

Choosing the most convoluted and usually wrong way to do something.

I thought this was a short cut, I've fucking Jake-ing it. Or in its past tense i have fucking Jake-ed it.

by Bunglesbutthole August 9, 2021

Jake

The son of Hitler.

"Heil Jake!"

by JustWizzy February 6, 2019

Jake

Jake is usually tall, skinny, and fast. He’s never a show-off and usually hangs with smaller groups. Also a great thrower and catcher.

Hey jake, wanna play moss?

by Ifweaupifw May 21, 2021

Jake

simp.

Jake is simp of the year

by clownoftheyear December 26, 2019

Jake Velox

jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb

"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"

by Aezerix June 7, 2018

Jake

Dumbass

Jake is a dumbass

by Bannannabannnaaa March 3, 2023

Jaking

Verb
Infinitive participle: jake
The act of a man taking his penis and hiding it between his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals.

I thought you were a chick, but you were just jaking!

by BrimmyWithTheStimmy January 20, 2024