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ghost phantom

When you take a poo but there is no evidence

Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”

Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP

Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing

Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.
OMG! I did a Ghost Phantom!
by Lil’ Chance of being a Rapper September 9, 2020
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Ghost Sauce

When someone ejaculates in someone’s hole and plugs it with a ghost pepper to ferment.
“How was your hookup yesterday?”
“It was great, I even made some ghost sauce to spice things up, they really enjoyed it.”
by Homopeccable May 2, 2021
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Dick ghost

When your man is really arroused but can't get hard and still gets off.
I was giving him a lapdance to try and help with his limp noodle but all i got was the dick ghost.
by Riffraffbitch17 October 6, 2019
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Splenda ghost

When you live in your exs head rent free.
Low cal. No effort. Just like Splenda.

Haven't talked to my ex in years. Splenda ghost.
by Hanabal71 December 10, 2021
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sour ghost

A very tepid gust of wind propelled by the breath of one who has placed their index (and or middle) finger into their anus and immediately puts them both in the upright position and is blown on into the nearest direction of a friend.
-"did greg just sour ghost someone? It smells like shit"

-"yup"
by crazypezz June 8, 2011
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Ghosting

A term coined generally by millinials that picked up great popularity after 2014. This social phenomenon i essentially when one party in a relationship, decides that instead of being an honest and upfront person in life, and facing possible backlash by their counterpart, that they will stop all communication with said person to avoid confrontation and reality. Others might say it is called “Letting someone down easy” where as a matter of fact one is just too scared of confronting another about how they feel or that they’d no longer like to communicate with said person
Jim: Hey Gavin, what happened to that girl Julia or whomever you were talking too??

Gavin: I couldn’t tell ya man. Things had been looking good the past few months, then boom, shes gone. I think she is ghosting me. I Haven't heard from her in a month bro.
by deceptivetypist69 January 29, 2018
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Ghost

A term used to describe someone who suddenly ends all communication and disappears without explanation.
Joe: Hello??? Dont ghost me

bob:
by dwdwefewf January 19, 2023
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