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Get the Sam mug.Sam, usually referring to a man of iranian descent, is a dude that tends to have raunchy nuts. These nuts, however, tend to go to his head and implies the fortitude of his baby schlong. While he may claim that he has a huge hog, this couldn’t be further from the truth.
by chongleturd April 30, 2022
Get the Sam mug.sam like his fat ginger cat larry and he loves Freja because she is so cool, funny, pretty and smart.
He also likes correcting your and you’re which is very annoying.
he never stops talking about him being lactose intolerant, pizza or himself
his brother is leng .
he is terrible at speed run and minecraft
he also has very hairy feet and gives butch lesbian vibes
He also likes correcting your and you’re which is very annoying.
he never stops talking about him being lactose intolerant, pizza or himself
his brother is leng .
he is terrible at speed run and minecraft
he also has very hairy feet and gives butch lesbian vibes
person: did you see that certified beefcake??
other person : yea that’s a real sam foust he can get it
other person : yea that’s a real sam foust he can get it
by Urmomswhore May 2, 2022
Get the sam foust mug.sam like his fat ginger cat larry and he loves Freja because she is so cool, funny, pretty and smart.
He also likes correcting your and you’re which is very annoying.
he never stops talking about him being lactose intolerant, pizza or himself
his brother is leng .
he is terrible at speed run and minecraft
he also has very hairy feet and gives butch lesbian vibes
He also likes correcting your and you’re which is very annoying.
he never stops talking about him being lactose intolerant, pizza or himself
his brother is leng .
he is terrible at speed run and minecraft
he also has very hairy feet and gives butch lesbian vibes
person: did you see that certified beefcake??
other person : yea that’s a real sam foust he can get it
other person : yea that’s a real sam foust he can get it
by Urmomswhore May 2, 2022
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by No Damsels? May 8, 2022
Get the Sam mug.A large boy with unparalleled confidence and a buttcrack that hasn't seen soap since his mother stopped giving him baths. Sam has dirty fingernails and wears deodorant only on occasion. One must admire the unwavering self-love this man has considering his hygiene, mediocre intelligence, and disdain for women. Much like a cockroach, Sam survives this harsh world by living off the crumbs of other people's work and contributing nothing of value to the universe. This man is so pathetic that any relationship he has ever had or will ever have is maintained only by the pity of the other individual. This includes his parents.
Professor: You will all be assigned to the same lab partners for the rest of the semester. Marcus, you will be with Sam.
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
by bean_bomb May 9, 2022
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