The Real Hater

Everybody knows who you are. A stereotype generator and a human being labeler. A freekin' cancer factory.

MLK on the Tv: "...judged by the content of our character"
Jay-Z on a Cd: "actions, well, yall already know the actions."
Dare Drug Free: "The Real Hater."

by StillGodTime September 11, 2010

real lesbian

A female that has only had sexual encounters or intercourse with females. A female that has not had penal penetration.

My roommate is a lesbian, but she’s a real lesbian. She’s never had sex with guy with a penis.

by Fourshow January 14, 2021

On real

To declare that you are not capping. To be truthful or “real” about a certain topic.

Ay bro on real I’ve always fucked w you

by swauce1 August 8, 2022

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

sigh
1 Level 5 Gyatt: Big ass

2 Rizz: Flirting, seducing

3 Livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk:

A Baby Gronk, 10-year-old football "prodigy"

B Livvy Dunne: Olivia Dunne, member of LSU tigers

C A video h00pify where he says Livvy "rizzed" Baby Gronk and

convinced him to commit to LSU

4 Ice Spice: Female rapper

5 What the dog doin: A vine where guys grab into a cup of mints,

suddenly a dog's paw appears: one says the phrase

6 Skibidi Toilet in real life:

A Skibidi Toilet: Series where toilets with heads attack,

sing Dom Dom Yes Yes by Biser King

B In real life: Content where people recreate fictional things

7 Only in Ohio: Bizarre things said to happen in Ohio

8 We go jim: Phrase by Lexx Little, fitness bodybuilding YouTuber

who shouted it during his training in a video

9 Zyzz: Aziz, bodybuilder who went by Zyzz, used as a name

for the bodybuilding lifestyle

10 Creatine: Substance in muscles producing energy

11 Alpha: Person, usually male, believes they're a "leader/superior"

like an alpha of a wolf pack

12 Sigma: Person, usually male, doesn't conform to social norms,

lone wolf, successful, hated for usually being sexist

13 Cuh dey boad: Ohmontaine's "cause they bored"

in his rap song replying to haters

14 A phrase said by content creator Mr Big Chops

A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
B: what the fuck, take your medication

by maga :3 January 2, 2024

real bobby

Has a tiny penis and does so poorly in bed he is reduced to fingering dogs

dude did you hear about that real bobby. ya he LOVES dogs

by potatoman34 April 3, 2017

real cheesy

To be one with cheese.

That guy was real cheesy.

by QuesoQuesoMan February 16, 2018

real

an expression, similar to "no way", often used in the context of referential or post-modern internet humor. it can also be tacked on after a proper noun when pointing out resemblance to a person or character.

Joe: posts photo of a cardinal holy shit dude angry bird
Steve: real

Bob: posts image of a jumbo-sized tennis ball
Dave: Holy shit bfb tennis ball real

by TSwany August 9, 2022