Fuck and Flee

When you flee from the scene after the woman you just had sex with goes to "clean up".

"Yo, dog, you shoulda SEEN this bitch I had last night! But she was mad crazy, yo. I had to fuck and flee!"

by IchBinStig December 1, 2011

fucking oats

Kiwi slang for a strong agreement to a statement made by another.

more than likely a barstadisation, or poor translation from the Australian term "Fucking Oath"

Me: The new kiwi flag looks like crap

You: Fucking Oats

by dickytim August 29, 2016

fuck hood

Another name for condom

Partner 1: Babe let’s fuck.
Partner 2: Ok I’ll get the fuck hood.

by Natehiggers1332 October 8, 2020

Fuck Pump

A slang word for penis.

I went over to her place and she sucked on my fuck pump all night.

by FatherMurder January 2, 2023

Rooster Fuck

A totally screwed situation, to where there is very little hope into restoring the natural order before the situation.

Command: "Whats the situation down there?"
Soldier: "It's a Total Rooster Fuck! WERE SURROUNDED!!!"

by One with the answer 69 November 28, 2011

fuck you

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by Giogrefi April 28, 2023

Fucked the Couch

To mess something up in an open and obvious way, which negatively affects those around you.

Worker 1: Why didn't you complete your part of the project? Our deadline is tomorrow and we were counting on you.

Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.

by ThePostman177 June 18, 2018