Don't Care + Didn't Ask

A roast you use when you are not interested or not want to hear about something. It's also a comeback to insults or negative things people ask.

Bully: You're ugly and I hate you. You're such a dickhead and you probably don't have any friends
Me: Don't Care + Didn't Ask + You're Gay
Bully: *walks away*

by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024

don't fuck with the logang

just don't fuck with the fucking logang or you will get fucked up

15 year old:oh shit he is in the logang

logangster: yeah don't fuck with the logang

by Stor kuk med liten lilltå September 14, 2017

Don't be a pussy

Because pussies get fucked - Satan @S8nStan

Don't be a pussy if the Zombie Apocalypse happens, because if you are, you will die before the first week of it ends or at least you won't last long, even if you get past the first week.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 14, 2023

Don't JP23 Me

The act of tipping a bartender to roofie someone's drink without their consent. AKA "Don't date rape me, bro." Inspired by the bravery, courage, and resilience of Samantha, and all the women and men who stepped forward to share their experiences.

Background: Based on a true story years-in-the-making in Downtown Fullerton, California. see foxladotcom/news/drinks-spiked-at-fullerton-bar-later-raped

Person A: Hey, can you watch me drink?
Person B: Sure thing!
Person A: But don't JP23 me, though!

In solidarity with victims & survivors of sexual assault, we see you, we hear you. Not one more. #MeTooMovement #MeToo
If you're reading this, pass along the message that consent matters! End sexual assault.

by NorthOC4lyfe August 28, 2021

don't go swimming upstream

phrase

Don't make something harder than it has to be.

That girl isn't worth your time, don't go swimming upstream.

Just study or you'll be swimming upstream.

by fargun October 5, 2025

No... I really don't...

If that's how you feel then you can be like an Igor... You can be Igor.

Hym "No... I really don't... What I need is to buy a shotgun..."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

Don't read me

Don't read me. No. stop. stop. STOP. I SAID STHAP IT. WHAT DID I TELL YOU. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING ME!??! HUH?!??! WHY!!?!?!?! STOP IT. fine. this is going to be the last sentence you will read from me. ............... WHY TF ARE YOU STILL READING ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

FINE. READ. KEEP ON READING. I like it when you read. Ha! c'mon, keep on reading. yeah. You're still reading. wahoooo.

PLEAAAAAASE. You can read me tomorrow. But not today pls. please. PLEAASE. Pweaty pwease? pwease?? with cherry on top? With sugar? WITH COCONUT FLAKES?!?!?!?!?! NO??? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

why are you reading me? Don't read me. Read the top.

by DiamondPro408584 February 24, 2021