douche bag

A guy you meet on the plane to New York City that says he can hook you up with the party people and party scene. He knows owners, you'll party with Victoria Secretions models and you just might throw a few back with Jay-Z until 11 AM. The fucked up thing is, you're so fired up about partying in NYC you believe him.

We met this douche bag on the plane that promised the world but didn't come through. He always had 2 calls on it.

by Johnny John Johnson March 7, 2004

Douche Boy

What I call one of my rivals in class.

Rebecca:HEY JACOB! YOU DOUCHE BOY!

Jacob:Go f*ck yourself.

Rebecca:Douche Boy bitch. x_x

by AweshumzGirl10 January 15, 2010

douche muncher

One who munches douche

Dude, you're such a douche muncher.

by Nancy M July 27, 2005

douche

to be very nasty smelling or to be hated very badly.

"dude, your ass smells go douche"

by Genesis June 11, 2006

douche juice

the liquid in the bag after the douche is done

that dude is real douche juice.

by Big Brian da pimp February 19, 2010

Douche Pipe

The high-brass instrument commonly referred to as the trumpet

Gary over there plays the tuba.
What about James?
That fag? He plays the douche pipe.

by BlckAlchmst March 7, 2010

douche cookie

The defintion of douche cookie is rather simple, it is basicly the same as calling someone a duche bag.

A duche cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.

In this senario, Jack is a senior in high school that plays Uno and Magic at lunch in the cafiteria for fun. Sierra is a pretty popular girl who thinks Jack is pathetic.

Sierra: "God Jack, whats your problem, your such a little fucking douche cookie!"

by LucidNightmare July 22, 2010