bejing tea kettle

when one individual licks another individuals butthole after he takes a large dump and does not wipe.

PERSON A) dude.... last night was freaky

PERSON B) why bro?

PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle

PERSON B) did you let her?

PERSON A) DUH RETARD

by pope dope the 2nd April 15, 2010

Tea

Tea refers to drama or gossip. For example, the expression, “spill the tea” means the same as “tell me the gossip”.

“OMG! Spill the tea between Jack and Laura.”

by Sky122 April 3, 2019

tea dippa

The act of Beauty and the Beast role play. Initiation is asking if someone can be their guest.
Disney sex reference.

"Belle is the Beast's tea dippa."

by chunky-soup May 12, 2015

awesome tea

mushroom tea made from the most high quality shrooms you can get your hands on

I just made some awesome tea and Im tripping balls

by shrooms4ever September 6, 2009

tea buddies

a tea buddy is someone you spill tea(gossip) with, and value dearly. all tea is confidential and no matter the seriousness of it, may not be shared with the outside world.

*two tea buddies spillin some hot tea*
shan : "I gotz the tea."
ky : "ouhhh sister spill"

by ShandaAwesome January 1, 2019

clocky tea

When the tea is too clocky, not even the boots can handle it. “Tea” refers to drama of some sort. “Clocky” means that shit abt to rise to the surface EXPEDITIOUSLY. Clocky tea is a state of mind, body and soul.

“Can I get a clocky tea, hold the boots, with a pump of fierce, served in a diva cup?”

“Okkkk, divaaaa”

*Then they all explode and die*

by sw34tyb4lls4ck January 6, 2025

sweet tea snow cone

When a diabetic urinates on you in below freezing weather

My uncle Roy gave me a sweet tea snow cone last Christmas while playing in the snow.

by exo1083 May 1, 2024