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A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
mugGet the When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chilemug.

Orange tea

Something that only evil bitches drink that are out to get you. The antichrist against crazed middle aged women.
"YOU AND YOUR FUCKING ORANGE TEA YOU BITCH,".
by orangetea September 4, 2021
mugGet the Orange teamug.

Ice tea

Putting suger on pussy before going down
Her pussy was ratchet, so I made an ice tea.
by Chicago child April 15, 2017
mugGet the Ice teamug.

Welsh Tea

Do you want a cup of welsh tea? Baaa
by Andy August 24, 2023
mugGet the Welsh Teamug.

tea bag

giving someone a tea bag with the tab ripped halfway down means you want to fuck and a fully intact tea bag means you want to kiss or date them.
Who's that new girl? I'm definitely giving her a tea bag
by TCnc September 23, 2021
mugGet the tea bagmug.

Looking 5p for a cup of tea

Expression used when you spot a dapper looking older man and want to compliment him on his looks in a Rupert Everett type way with a view to future sexual contact .
My I say, you're looking 5p for a cup of tea today, would you care to share custard cream with me later...
by Bobby angel August 29, 2017
mugGet the Looking 5p for a cup of teamug.

Tea

“‘Would you like some tea?’ That sounds like British propaganda.”
by OrangeJuise August 3, 2018
mugGet the Teamug.

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