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Your Mother

someone who is fatter than a beluga whale or someone non-existent
Bob: Hey Joe, Knock knock.
Joe: Who's there?
Bob: Your.

Joe: Your who?
Bob:Your Mother! HAH
by YourMotherLOLHAHAHAHAHA January 5, 2023
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How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...
by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023
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Mother Hog

Kevin gets all the dates cause he is mother hog.
by TriniSlutInc. June 14, 2018
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Your Mother

She told me to tell you to get off and go to sleep. I don’t care that she is dead, or in another country, I don’t care that you don’t have a curfew and it’s early morning. GO TO BED
Go to sleep NOW or you will lose your internet privileges! Your Mother SAID SO!!!
by YessQUEEEEN November 16, 2022
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Mother of Invention

A woman with trust issues so intent on proving her spouse is cheating when they are not, they make constant accusations about them and other women, so eventually they drive their spouse into the arms of someone else
"Aye mate, that's me single, She was the Instrument of her own downfall. Accused me of having sex with all sorts when I wasn't. So what did I do to the Mother of Invention? I went Baw Deep in her sister and left."
by Jabbamac December 8, 2018
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Mother Hubbard

Used by Andrew Garfield in The Amazing Spider-Man
Alternative for saying 'mother f*****'
'You get out right now! that is an order!'
Gwen : 'I'll get everybody out'
'did you hear wh-'
'Gwen, Gwen! You Mother Hubbard are you serious?'
by Spider-Man, Spider-Fan October 20, 2023
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mother fucker

Somebody you don't want fucking any of your female relatives, including your mother, sister, aunt, niece, steps, brother, cousin, nephew, friend, pets, uncle, etc, etc., etc.
My father is a real mother fucker. After fucking my mother, which was bad enough, he wanted to fuck me. Gross!
by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022
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