A mother in law is pretty much the very bane of your existence.
A mother in law (or MIL) is a wretched, treacherous female. She is insecure, jealous, petty, hateful and filled with spite. She is immature to the max.
She is shallow, empty headed and only cares about appearances. She is a master manipulator, and a huge control freak. She has to be in charge of everything.
It does not matter if the child(ren) she bore are in their 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s. She still must be a heavy influence in their lives, and she cannot exist without knowing their Every. Single. Move. She gushes unsolicited advice and is not satisfied unless she pushes her dumbass opinions. She HAS to be the center of attention. She is backbiting, hypocritical, sneaky and mean.
She pretends at church, pretends with the neighbors, pretends with the bridge club, but she is a fake, through and through.
She will constantly berate you, berate others, poke fun at people, make nasty comments behind your back, and betray you and others by gossiping about your/their private business.
A mother in law is a bitch from the bowels of hell.
A mother in law sometimes giggles like an evil 7 year old. She laughs at her own cruel jokes, with her long, yellow, scary teeth.
A mother in law (or MIL) is a wretched, treacherous female. She is insecure, jealous, petty, hateful and filled with spite. She is immature to the max.
She is shallow, empty headed and only cares about appearances. She is a master manipulator, and a huge control freak. She has to be in charge of everything.
It does not matter if the child(ren) she bore are in their 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s. She still must be a heavy influence in their lives, and she cannot exist without knowing their Every. Single. Move. She gushes unsolicited advice and is not satisfied unless she pushes her dumbass opinions. She HAS to be the center of attention. She is backbiting, hypocritical, sneaky and mean.
She pretends at church, pretends with the neighbors, pretends with the bridge club, but she is a fake, through and through.
She will constantly berate you, berate others, poke fun at people, make nasty comments behind your back, and betray you and others by gossiping about your/their private business.
A mother in law is a bitch from the bowels of hell.
A mother in law sometimes giggles like an evil 7 year old. She laughs at her own cruel jokes, with her long, yellow, scary teeth.
by ForestFairy March 19, 2022
Get the Mother In Lawmug. A term originating from the queer ballroom scene in reference to a house mother, who would provide support for their "children" and often hold legendary status. The term has now been misappropriated and is used to refer to any female celebrity who serves a crumb of cunt.
by cuntwaffle212 August 17, 2023
Get the Mothermug. 
You“Your mom gay”
Me “your dad lesbian”
You “you granny tranny”
Me “your grandpap a trap”
You“your genus a penis”
Me “your brother a mother”
Every thing in existence fucking implodes and destroys every thing even god him fucking self
Me “your dad lesbian”
You “you granny tranny”
Me “your grandpap a trap”
You“your genus a penis”
Me “your brother a mother”
Every thing in existence fucking implodes and destroys every thing even god him fucking self
by Poolball222 May 12, 2018
Get the your brother a mothermug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu And Hellstrommug. by HalesKarma October 20, 2022
Get the Musical Mothermug.