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Confiscate the moneys

The act of "nutting" or ejaculating in a victims eyes and then robbing them blind.

The name is a double-entendre as you literally are "confiscating" a person's money and because it was created by a jewish man named Kahn, who loved to steal shmeckels with his eye-nut technique. Because of Kahn, the name Kahnfiscate the moneys was popularized, sadly mistyping has changed history.

A very common sign of disrespect in the 17th century, however is now resurfacing due to its use in the chorus of the song "black beatles" by Rae Sremmurd.
Black beatles in the city, be back immediately, to confiscate the moneys.

Tim: yo, Kahn. Can you buy dinner?

Kahn: sure, I just confiscated the moneys from this thicc girl.
by Meatorino69 December 5, 2016
mugGet the Confiscate the moneysmug.

"Just Move" Money

Phrase applied to people who have the financial capacity to move away from most, if not all, major social issues while leaving everyone poorer than them to actually try and solve them, who then believe that every other human being on the planet has the same ability to "Just Move" away from whatever issue is making headlines at the time. Similar to "First World Problems".
Do you have "Just Move" Money?
- Excerpt from YouTube comment on Trump's Second Term: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
mugGet the "Just Move" Moneymug.

C Money

C Money is a term used for anybody’s name who starts with a C. Anybody who wants to be a rapper or is just really cool and their name starts with c, will probably be a C Money
Wow that person named Caleb is a C Money
by LMoff May 17, 2022
mugGet the C Moneymug.

money

Robber: give me your money
Innocent guy: no
Robber: 234.13.934.233
by funnim4n September 20, 2022
mugGet the moneymug.

Money

What I don't have
by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023
mugGet the Moneymug.

team get money

Team get money is when you got a “ gang “ and y’all go get money . But it’s usally broke people who wanna get money but can’t get it
team get money let’s go chase this bag

But really just went home
by A bandzz October 27, 2017
mugGet the team get moneymug.

Money box

A box at a party, event or gathering; were the guests put money in if they would like to do so, as a gift.
Hey, theres going to be a money box at my party if you want to put some money in it.
by Ozzie Martinez June 9, 2018
mugGet the Money boxmug.

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