An extremely intensive sexual position requiring a great deal of strength, endurance, and determination. To begin, the
woman inserts her pinky
finger into the man's urethra (pee hole) and proceeds to hoist him above her head using only that
finger. All of the man's weight should be centered on his pee hole/her pinky to experience the most stimulation. At this juncture, the man forces (forcefully) a clear, flexible tube into his buttholey, causing as much irreparable damage to his sphincter as is appropriate. By now, poop should be flowing freely through the tube and out the other end. If aimed correctly, the hot poo should fall directly onto the
woman's face, blinding her instantaneously. Then both parties
cum all over each other. A lot.
