sex shrek

A disparaging nickname given to a partner who endlessly cajoles and nags you to take that little blue pill when they want “it” which feels like always.

Yes I would most certainly classify her as a A-1 sex shrek, I have even caught her sneaking my Vitamin V into my dinner!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

peepee sex

when someone (normally caucasian, a junior in highscool, and with a lame name like dylan) talks about sex in a stupid way.

Lee: Hey dylan, Whats up?
Dylan: Haha i just had peepee sex dude.
Lee: oh, ok.

by damn_daniel1234 January 12, 2018

lemon sex

When someone tries to have sex with a lemon but their dick starts to burn because they have an STD.

I tried having lemon sex and my penis started to sting.

by Lemon job September 7, 2016

Sex Mirror

A large mirror faced towards the bed to allow you to watch yourself have sex.

"Oh bro how many shows have you watched on your sex mirror" "Who's counting?... 37."

by Bholiday April 17, 2012

Sex Lotto

Sex Lotto is a term used to describe the accidental discovery of fantastic chemistry. This is a rare occurrence and is visited on a lucky few.

Dude1: Hey Dude, how was your date last night with Kate?

Dude 2: Man, it was amazing... best sex ever - I feel like I won sex lotto!

by Bazarific November 4, 2011

unrequited sex

When you've had sex with someone but for one reason or another, neither of you reached orgasm. This leaves you feeling afterwards like you haven't had sex even though you have; frequently this means you want more.

Bro 1: Dude, why are you still thinking about her, didn't you two get it on at that party a few weeks ago? Move on, man!

Bro 2: Yeah, but we got interrupted before we could finish. Unrequited sex just leaves me wanting more.

by snowscape October 9, 2011

montana sex

When a man inserts his penis into a fish and then inserts the fish into a female's vagina. It often occurs near a mountain lake in the wilderness of the Rocky Mountains. The first occurrence happened in the fall of 1984 by some students of Montana State University but since then it has been known to happen many more times.

I had montana sex with a golden trout and my brother's wife last night. I hope my brother never finds out because he will kill me.

by MontanaLegacy1984 October 19, 2019