Salad-Rape

The act of depositing excrement upon an unsuspecting lover/victims body then proceeding to ejaculate upon said excrement

Alew-Yo dude did you hear?...Bernie Salad-Raped that girls face at the party last tuesday

What's Salad-Rape

I dont know man lets go look it up on urban dictionary.com

by Master of salad December 21, 2008

Crop Rape

When crops with Genetically Engineered DNA breed with organic crops (Corn, Soy, Canola, Cotton)...and the owner of the Seed Patent (probably the Monsanto Corporation) will then sue the owner of the hybrid plant, and force the organic farmer to pay Monsanto Corporation and/or destroy the crop/seeds. Usually ending in bankruptcy for the organic farmer and the destruction of generations of naturally cultivated seeds.

"The Round-Up Ready seed Crop Rape (ed) my field and sprouted, and crossed with my corn, and Monsanto sued me and I had to burn all my seed and now I have to sell my field because I can't feed my family."

by Chi Chi LaRoo January 22, 2010

rigger monkey rape

1. An oxymoron, as any self-respecting rigger monkey welcomes violent penetration.
2. Imitating an orangutan while engaging in an unwelcome and unexpected donkey punch.

Hey sweetie, what's your #? Can I take you out some time for dinner and a movie and afterwards a quick rigger monkey rape?

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

Throat Rape

Adjective:
1. Used to describe when a food tastes so bad that its consumption is comparable to raping your throat.

Noun:
1. The act of forcing one to take a penis or another object (like vile food) into his or her mouth for another's own pleasure as a measure of your dominance.

Ralph: "Damn son, the Mac & Cheese at Jone's Restaurant is so salty it feels like I am being orally sodomized by a pillar of salt."

Jamaloquandray: "You got that right pilgrim, that shit's utter throat rape."

by Jamaloquandray Maurice Brown March 9, 2009

Bacon Rape

To rape someone when they least expect it.

Bob: OHAY, THURR. BACON RAPEEE!!!

sally: SOB.

by GmanFanPanGanScanner December 3, 2009

chace rape

A combination of child and face rape. It is widely regarded as one of the most vile, evil things that one can do.

omg, last night Mo performed chace rape upon 25 young children at the orphonage. That's sick. He should probably kill himself for the good of the world.

by Mustaphalopolis January 2, 2009

school mass rape

Where a bunch of guys go into a school and rape all the women at gun point.

Did you hear about that school mass rape?

by Deep blue 2012 August 6, 2010