Pocket Panic

Pocket panic is the phenomenon of losing track of the whereabouts of some important item you carry on your person. Wallets, cash, identification, keys and cell phones are the items most likely to be misplaced and trigger an episode fo pocket panic.

After I got to my seat on the airplane, I had pocket panic because I couldn't find my keys, but my wife found them under my seat. They'd fallen out of my hip pocket.

by loobeydoobey February 8, 2010

pocket parasite

A pocket parasite is someone who is always draining you of your finances.

My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.

by Empiress Feline February 14, 2010

Phat Pockets

A Woman with a nice ass, phat, round and firm!

Damn girl you got some phat pockets

by Erblord82 June 27, 2009

modified pockets

pockets in ur pants with the bottoms cut-out; designed for easy access with fat whores.

"I wore the shorts with modified pockets and told the fat whore that I was dancing with that there was a surprise for her in my pocket!"

by kackub June 30, 2009

pockets

flappy and small awkwardly shapped boobs; often had by porn stars with out implants

cast of cleavagefield, who rub each others pockets

by isverysorrytojaaad March 7, 2010

crap pockets

when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before

crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"

by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010

Pocket

The space of flatulant air surrounding feces in the colon. Often escapes prior to defecation (as an indicator of the need to poop) or following defecation (as residual after taking a dump).

"Damn, that fart stank!"

"I know, it's part of my pocket: I'm gonna have to crap soon!"

by brsedu September 12, 2009