Karl is your mother

A way to get out of awkward situations.

Joey: "Yesterday I went on a road trip!"
*awkward silence*
Matthew: "Karl is your mother!"

by MysteriousPotatoSociety November 8, 2019

Mother Teresa

Mother Teresa is the best person. She enjoys chapel. And has the best catch phrase “it’s not blessed if it’s in windex”. She also turns her pain into power and she’s a nun. Nuns are great. You should always love Mother Teresa’s.

RIP Mother Teresa

Henry: we should turn pain into power like Mother Teresa

Jessica: okay but let’s do chapel first. Everyone join hands...

by Vineisalive123 July 10, 2018

your mother

a fat ugly bitch

your mother

by sensibledata545 April 14, 2022

the absolute mother fucking greatest

The absolute mother fucking greatest!!

See Madeline over there? She’s the absolute mother fucking greatest. I wish I could be like her

by Stegosaurusrexx November 24, 2021

mother billy

mother billly is crazy and sexy.a very shy young person that will come out of their shell.///no gender

i am the mother billy leader. you can be my mother billy slaves

by jaydapotata' May 2, 2018

Thine Mother

A way of saying “your mother” back in the 1600s.

Person 1: Who are the donuts?
Person 2: that would be thine mother

by ThatFire August 30, 2021

Mother

Someone that gave birth to you. The reason you're here. The one that makes you dinner. The one you call mama. The one you dad fucked. The wife of your father. The sister of your aunt. The sister of your uncle. The kid of your grandma. The kid of your grandpa. She controls you no matter what...

Mother, did you give birth to me, or am I adopted...?

Mamaaaa!! What are we having for dinner? *gets slapped*

by {Sun_with_anxiety} February 2, 2022