god of horses

anya

“have you heard of the god of horses?”
“yeah it’s anya.”

by lord and saviour July 7, 2021

Horse

A beautiful majestic animal that is used for riding

Horses are beautiful.

by Fluffy Fox July 8, 2021

You Never Ask A Horse For Hay.

Just Think About It. Its pretty much asking somebody/something to do something that you know they can do but they say no just to be an asshole.

Vinni: Hey frankee! Can you edit this video for me because you edit sooooooo gooooood!!
Frankee (God Tier Video Editor) : No. Fuck you. You never ask a horse for hay.

by Frankee Demayo July 11, 2021

nuke horse

Something important or relevant for a short amount of time, after which it becomes irrelevant or unimportant.

That relationship was a nuke horse, it's good you broke up with him

by fghjdfokjsa July 12, 2021

Hanging the horse

Ferociously tugging slug/beating off.

Suzie: "I hardly got any sleep last night! I think I heard Joe hanging the horse upstairs."

by sigmagoon32 January 15, 2026

horse pulp

the final result of beating a dead horse

I made 11 pounds of jello with a pint of horse pulp yesterday

by william mcmikkelson January 18, 2026

Horse flex

Horse flex: A display of wealth and status by showing off horses. The more prestigious the horse, the bigger the flex—symbolizing power, wealth, and success.

Example :The Saudi Arabian royal family has some of the best racehorses in the world—that’s a prime example of a horse flex.

Lee: Bruv, we went to my Mrs’ brother’s place the other day.
He's got a big house in the country, massive garden, sick cars… he’s even got horses.

Frank: He was really trying to make you feel poor, pulling a horse flex on you, bruv. LOL.

Lee: Innit, bruv. LOL .

Frank: LOL.

by Jamiecheese February 20, 2026