turtle head

the little hard piece of shit at the very tip of ones butt hole

damn, i can't walk, i have a turtle head

by reyrey October 29, 2003

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biscuit head

an affectionate term for someone you like

Hey biscuit head, how's it going?

by super_hero October 26, 2005

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someone who had a peins stuck on thier forehead. therefore he/she has a willy on his head with balls attached and a ball sack. They are therfore known as a dick head which means dilusional and irational

a guy walks into a coffee shop and asks for a a golf club. man what a nob head

by Simon Taylor September 21, 2005

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head start

when a man dates/marries a girl who already has children with another man so that he can avoid an annoying part of having babies (changing diapers) or have children older than all of his friends

Ex 1.
Dude 1: Yo, is that Tom with Angela?

Dude 2: Yeah, they've been dating for two years.

Dude 1: Why do their kids look like they are 6 years old.

Dude 2: Oh, that's from when she was boning that emo dude and got pregnant right out of high school. Tom decided he hates being thrown up on so he opted for a girl who could give him a head start.

Ex 2.
Dude 1: Gary's kid is such a prick. One day my kids will whoop his ass.

Dude 2: Gary's boy is 16, how are you gonna do that?

Dude 1: I'm going to get a head start with a white-trash MILF.

by missamber22 May 4, 2009

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