halfway happy

You're happy, at the same time you sad.

Dad: You're gonna meet Stranger Things cast!

Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!

Dad: But you gotta wait a month.

Boy: Halfway happy.

by AustraL February 11, 2018

Happiness

Happiness is when your not tired of being lonely, or when your smile is real not a mask, happiness is when their is something that can some how cure the reason your laugh is fake, or your smile, laughs, jokes. That's happiness

They bring me happiness unlike any other of my friends or family they understand the loneliness. Because they were also brilliant liers once and could hide it.

by Tcom4ever February 16, 2018

Happy 5

A downer drug that makes one totally loosely goosey until they inevitably end the night passed out by the sidewalk.

Rebecca: I took some happy 5 last night
Amy : omg how was it?
Rebecca: idk man, all I remember was reading a text when I woke up this morning from some rando saying “thx babe for last nite”

by Orangbutane May 6, 2018

happy shaft

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --

Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.

by BalrogTheLog January 18, 2017

Happy Willie

An erect penis a boner

Damnnn, she is giving me a happy willie right now...

by urbanator69 January 25, 2017

happy gang

A group of people much similar to a gang, but instead of doing things considered "bad" they do things considered good.

Ryan joined the local churches happy gang.
The happy gang planted trees last Sunday.

by Tom Brady has a small PP February 1, 2017

happiness

It’s a fucking lie. No one is happy.

Friend 1: Hey bro, my happiness levels are out of this room.

Friend 2: How the hell are you happy, you aren’t even masturbating and that’s the worst fucking sentence I’ve heard all day.

by Sksksksksksk help me December 7, 2019