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Captain Wankstash

A name first used in spoken conversation when referring to the fictional character Simon from the TV series The Walking Dead, who supported an excessively flamboyant moustache and cheesy grin. This, coupled with his attempts to emulate his boss Negan and general wankerism led to the formation of the moniker.
Similar examples would be: Douchie McDouchebag; Sergeant Dickface; Lord Twat of Knobington Manor, etc, of which the original creator of the name Captain Wankstash seemingly has an endless supply.

Can also be written Captain Wankstache

Suggested use: for mustachioed military/ uniformed non-military types, with attitudes far in excess of their competence /accomplishment. Is not restricted to this use but it's a good fit for it.
Who was that guy? You know, Captain Wankstache.

Alright Captain Wankstash, calm down/give it a rest.

Here we go, Captain Wankstache is at it again.
by FecktardIntolerant May 12, 2023
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Captain's Wafers

Captain's Wafers is an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Its' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023
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CaptainArvz

The man who likes Psyduck more than his family/friends.
Man, that CaptainArvz guy is pretty invested in that whole Psyduck thing, huh?
by CaptainArvz May 31, 2023
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capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.
Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy
by Shwiggityshwoo June 13, 2023
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Captain kush

A name for a high status marijuana dealer
by anonymous June 22, 2023
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Capstone

The pinnacle of entertainment software.
Known for their shitty games and Wolfenstein clones.
Me: Capstone games suck shit
by gayzad July 10, 2023
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Capitan Crunch

Hey man what do you call Capitan crunch? Its when Johnny Depp punches Amber heard in the skull.
by Bunger? July 13, 2023
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