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Resting Brad Stance

The posture of a human, usually named Brad, that’s indicative of many bad (but not evil) thoughts, people or circumstances that are about to annoy Brad.
When we met up with Brad at MILF beach, he was in full Resting Brad Stance . One hand in the hoodie pocket. The other holding the coffee cup, ramrod-straight spine and feet in a ready-position. You could almost feel the imminent anger. And sure enough, he was pissed at the shitty u-turn we made and that we were running late.
by Chaveline January 11, 2026
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Brad Gillis

The Night Ranger guitarist who had the undesired position of filling Randy Rhoads shoes in Ozzy Osbournes band after Randy Rhoads was tragically killed.

His tademark style was outlined by use of harmonics in conjunction with the whammy bar.
Brad Gillis was Ozzy's guitar player on the 'Speak of the Devil tour'.
by piptardsman October 29, 2009
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Bead Bait

Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.
My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.
by MR WOLF June 15, 2010
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Brad Vogele

Noun, 1. pig farmer - a farmer that raises pigs or keeps pigs. piggery.
Verb, 2. to pursue persistently and, sometimes, attack (a person with whom one is obsessed, often a celebrity)
Verb, 3. to act in a creepy and concerning manner.
When I visited the country I saw many a Brad Vogele.
by That Guy Over By The Garden October 9, 2010
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Brad Whitehouse

heyy you know Brad Whitehouse?
"yeah hes Awesome"

Not Awesome, Fucking Awesome"

you know Jake Thompson?
"yeah hes Awesome to"
by ImNotGod December 4, 2011
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brad lynch

by bradmaniac January 8, 2012
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Brad luck

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012
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