Table Beer

A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.

He's seriously getting a beer? Fuck, looks like everyone's getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.

by Mr. Jamen, Esq. October 22, 2011

beer boating

Similar to motor boating except with beer and the option of going down on a girl

Beer boating as a pick up line for women to use:

Attractive Bar tender: what can I get you?

Me: how good is your beer boat?
Attractive Bar tender: im sorry that's not on the menu
me: well it should be!
Attractive bar tender: Whats involved?I might be able to make it for you
Me: what time are you off?

by sinistersarahs032587 January 30, 2016

Beer and Paintball

It's what you tell your friends you are doing over the weekend when you're embarrassed to tell them you are hanging out with your wife/girlfriend/partner

Yeah, I can't play in the online tournament because I am going to Beer and Paintball. Sorry to let you all down. (complete lie)

by joestealthmode April 5, 2019

'ave a beer

Code for "I love you" in Australian

When you see your girl and want to say i love you, while our with your mates and you don't want them to take the piss out of you , so you say 'ave a beer

by Snofish135 September 28, 2022

Root beer throat

When someone swallows a full load of semen, and chases it with soda.

"Man that Stacy girl gave me a righteous root beer throat."

by N4styn8 August 19, 2021

Safety beer

During session drams (spirits), to take a safety break from the strong drink routine & slow down the alcohol intake with a beer.

The Legendary On Call Team around the Wedderlea Firepit: “aye, time for another round of nips”
The Bad Man: “I think I’m getting ahead of the project timeline here with the drams - I’ll just have a wee safety beer for now”
To be entered into the On Call Team Meeting Minutes…

by BobBEGGZ August 17, 2025

Flying beer to the rescue

When a beer just appears

Oh I was just sat down sobering up by Fulham Riverside then there was a flying beer to the rescue.

by Dave Davies August 2, 2022