Apple

A red ball of juicy delious delight

i had a apple it was delightful

by appple4life August 4, 2022

Apple

An idiotic fruit with a very low IQ

Apple is joining the game!

by QHarp September 22, 2025

apple

A apple is a anime girl that loves school and reading , she lives in a fancy mansion that her dad bought with piinuiirqhhuy moNey deeds

"apple senpai!!"

said Y/n

"hey Y/n"

said apple senpai

"i-im inlove w-with y-y-you "
said Y/n

"o-oh y/n!!! i-i-i l-love y-you to!"
Said apple senpai kissing Y/n

by Mon bunni girl May 28, 2021

apple pie a la mope

When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope

by Queen Onion March 18, 2020

Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018

Chemical Apple

When someone is afraid of chemicals based on feelings instead of logic

quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple

A: I heard there is no proof that microplastics are harmful in the long term
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.

T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier

by kohnik March 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025