punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017

Ammonia Apple Juice

Basically it's urine. Pee looks like apple juice and contains ammonia. Henceforth Ammonia Apple Juice.

I went to the bathroom and the toilet was full of ammonia apple juice

piss whizz pee urine

by The Doctor123 December 31, 2009

apple cancer

either used as an insult or when you eat so many apples that you get cancer

"hey"
"what?"
"your eating to many apples. your gonna get some cancer. you hoe. if you eat too many apples you get Apple cancer."

by dakoka117 December 26, 2019

apple

1. the fruit of an apple tree
2. someone who's rude and has no sense of humor

person 1: look at that apple! it's as green as the nachos I left on the pee soaked floor.
person 2: gross.
person 1: you're an apple.

by KAMEORNEV December 25, 2022

Ricky’s Apples

Ricky’s magical fruit that gives him the energy to pound Miles like never before

Ricky’s Apples are great for pounding

by Can’t find name June 29, 2018

Apple

THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET. THE APPLE IS SO MAJESTICALLY RED IT FACEFUCKS ORNAGE IN THE PROCESS OF BEING SO MAGNIFICENT. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE BANANA, FUCK THAT BITCH. APPLES RAIN SUPREME. HOLY SHIT.

I WANT A FUCKING APPLE

by Poopywoopypoppy May 16, 2022

rotten apple

a) an offensive term for a school age child (under the age of 18) who has disciplinary problems and is being rebellious against their parents.

b) a piece of bad news

mother: Becky, i have a rotten apple for you. I didn't give birth to you so as a teenager you would be a rotten apple.

Becky: Lol. i not a rotten apple, mom. you as my compilliterate simply don't understand the children and teenagers of our generation.

by Sexydimma September 18, 2012