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Tom

A heroic person who is the hottest and brightest dude in the room, pulling all the bitches.
Oh look, its Tom, I wish it was him.
by megastorperine May 29, 2022
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Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!
So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!
by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019
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Tom Reay

The worlds best Hollow Knight and Super Smash Bros Gamer. He would beat TenZ in any videogame.
Damn, I wish I was Tom Reay
by Acheron November 1, 2022
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Tom Cruise my way

To go through something or overcome something in a fancy yet physically challenging way.
Sadly I'm not going to join your for climbing , I've got a bit of a foot condition that does not allow me to Tom Cruise my way on the wall...
by parakeregreses July 12, 2023
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Tom J

Tom J is very THICC
by Jordiewoo January 1, 2021
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Tom

A nerd. Toms are very smart and not very sporty. Toms are average height and is good at writing and cartography.
Wow, he is such a Tom. He cant do sport.
by smart_definer123 February 8, 2022
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Tom Joe

South Indians by this name are irresistibly attractive and intelligent, rumor has it that they have large penises several inches above the average measurement, they are also highly intelligent in whatever field they pursue. Despite the sophisticated personality, they tend to hang around with average people to balance out the IQ scores
Wow I hear Tom Joe has a huge cock
Tom Joe is the most attractive guy in class
by nottomjoe November 23, 2021
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